ARTHUR: Who lives in that castle?
WOMAN: No one lives there.
ARTHUR: Then who is your lord?
WOMAN: We don’t have a lord.
ARTHUR: What?
DENNIS: I told you. We’re an anarcho-syndicalist commune. We take it in turns to act as a sort of executive officer for the week.
(from Monty Python and the Holy Grail)
Yeah, whatever. I want to hear about bunnies
Picture a world consisting of forty Energizer bunnies, grouped into four teams of ten. Each team has one battery between them, and the main rule of the game is that each bunny may only use the battery for a little while before transferring it to a teammate. There is no way for a sleeping player to be woken up except by being passed the battery, and each battery strictly stays within one team.
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